my brother told me to design a poster for his student council campaign
he won the election and is now student council president
when u invite a larrie to ur wedding and ur main dish is chicken stuffed w/ mozzarella wrapped in parma ham
*prays that one day zayn will destroy my ass*
Jamila Lyiscott: 3 ways to speak English
Stop what you’re doing and watch this. Especially if you have a problem with AAVE or broken English.
this is amazing.
*throws in big words mid sentence so u know i fuck wit books*
Zac Efron & Wes Bentley
picturing Zac with a slightly older protective boyfriend, and really liking it
not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell
you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story
straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*
gay people on tv show: *exist*
ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.