hello everyone that needs to do their hw
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it’s 2014 and game developers are still insisting I must want to kill every dragon I meet. When will these fuckers learn that I want to kiss all dragons
I don’t think that’s all you want to do to the dragons, tumblr user “dragondicks”
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY
Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.
Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?
This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”
At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”
"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.
"How is white a feminine color?"
She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.
The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.
A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.
And the son is more mature than her.
Brittney Griner Is Engaged to Glory Johnson!!
Brittney Griner (of The Phoenix Mercury) just got engaged to her girlfriend Glory Johnson (of The Tulsa Shock). Last night, Brittney posted an adorable pic of her proposing to Johnson in a pink bowtie.
This makes Griner NOT ONLY the first openly gay athlete to score a Nike contract, but also the first professional athlete to get engaged to a player on a rival team (along with Johnson obvi).
LESBIANS MAKING SPORTS OUR LOVE BISH YAY!!!
Aww! They’re adorable in that first photo. And wow @ the second photo. The peace there; the love.
my ultimate goal is to be at peace with myself, eliminate toxic feelings and elements and energies from my life, unlearn negative and harmful practices and thought patterns, stop checking for people that don’t check for me, create a space for myself that is nurturing for growth so that i may generate loving energy for myself and for others, nourish my spirit and balance my energies, i have big dreams and i deserve to live a life i love and let that love radiate
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
if i do not see josh peck interviewed by oprah before i die i will not have lived a full life
The Never-Ending Captioned Adventures of George Washington
YOU ALL REALIZE THE WANTED AND 1D STARTED HATING EACH OTHER BC TW MADE FUN OF HARRY’S FAILED SOLO AND LOUIS WENT APE SHIT
some white boy: why is it called history— why not herstory? makes u think huh?
y’all: omg he’s a feminist *leaks* imma make a home for his dick inside me.